In my five years of coaching the Shock Exchange the kids and I have had several adventures, or "misadventures, as the case may be.  But the most hilarious incident happened to us this summer during our visit to the Apple store to check their new products and how they compared to the competition's.  On our way home we were attacked by the "Mad Rapper", turning a routine due diligence trip into the "freestyle from hell".  Of course, Shumba stayed by my side as protection while Ralphie, DeSean and Nick ran to safety.